A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Erma Bombeck
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are...
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are...
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. It's a reminder that, while we may enjoy the company of a friend who is losing weight, we don't want to be on a diet ourselves.

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